About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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