I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
