There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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