i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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