just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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