ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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