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It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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