if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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