just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We had sex on a dog bed..
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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