I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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