Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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