I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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