Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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