nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
