Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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