and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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