yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
