There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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