My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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