Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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