she was so not down for the gang bang
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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