best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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