no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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