omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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