i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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