If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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