Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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