She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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