So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
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