Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
The power of my boobs compel you
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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