butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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