i don't like sucking hair
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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