Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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