chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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