you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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