Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
She swung at the pinata with crutches
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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