can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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