forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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