Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
