piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I think I died a long time ago.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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