he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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