You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Randomize
