...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Randomize