im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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