so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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