I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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