I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
My vagina just clenched in fear
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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