Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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