Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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