You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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