Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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