Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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